Google Play needs 12 real testers for 14 days

The fix

Real users, real installs, real opens. Where they come from: r/AndroidApps closed-testing weekly thread, indiehackers.com, Twitter, your existing email list. Aim for 30+ because Google sometimes pushes back below that. Stagger sign-ups so people don't all churn at once. Your iOS friends count if they actually have an Android device.